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wild-lion:

never introduce your friends to one another because they will end up liking each other more than they ever liked you

(Source: kaylacat, via sh0taqueen)

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

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richarcl:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as my soul

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: tempooooooooes, via gallifreyanlightbulbtree)

porndirector:

i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

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